Thursday, September 28, 2006

cold shillin'


I'm not a fan of MSN/Microsoft, and I hate Amstel Light, but when the two combine, and they bring me a free Anthony Bourdain book, well . . . . I guess I love MSN/Microsoft/Amstel Light. Click here.

Monday, September 25, 2006

. . . we'll be right back



So there you have it; to learn more about this thing, please visit After These Messages. Feel free to spread this around of course.

flogging, week 6

sunday, september 24, 2006
english muffin + escabeche
honey bbq potato chips
roast chicken with bananas and sausage + russian bread

monday, september 25, 2006
jelly donut
slice of sausage pizza + slice of mushroom pizza
large iced coffee

tuesday, september 26 to Thursday, september 28, 2006
I don't remember anything I ate

Friday, September 22, 2006

after these messages . . .

so it's been ridiculously hectic, but I think all for a good thing; been working all weekend, all week, at the office and around town picking up supplies, in order to launch a new venture from our agency, After These Messages.

We gave a sneak preview at the Designism event last night at the Art Directors Club and were really happy with the reception; you should get down there next week for the ACT (Advertising Community Together) Exhibition being held during Advertising Week in New York, and check out our installation; ever wanted to pontificate on where Dr. Phil, Wikipedia, Shepard Fairey and the queer rainbow flag belong on a matrix of heaven/hell and hack/genius? Then swing on down.

On the website itself, we are addressing the slightly more serious topic of communication and society; the fact that we are bombarded visually, aurally, mentally on all sides by various forms of media but don't really have a say in it. Or rather, most people don't, but we (as communications professionals, art directors, graphic designers, photographers, illustrators, etc.) do. So then, we as members of society can look at all of these communications in a new light, with a new perspective. For some, its all about the art direction and photography, for others, the clever headline and copy but for us, we want to introduce the idea of the heaven/hell axis; sure it looks great, but it sells _________, or, it looks terrible, but its for a great cause.

In any case, check out the website, sign up for a free account and join the debate. We welcome your voice.

Monday, September 18, 2006

flogging, week 5

sunday, september 17
mee goreng + chow kueh teoh + gado-gado
green salad + fettucine with sausage

monday, september 18
chocolate donut + iced coffee (large)
chimichurri taquito (3)

wednesday, september 20
bagel with cream cheese and lox
slice of pizza
roast beef sandwich on whole wheat
braised beef shins + choy sum + tortilla

thursday, september 21
bagel with cream cheese (1/2)
chicken sandwich
slice of pizza (2)

friday, september 22
fried fish sandwich
kung-xin-tsai + fish + bean sprouts + ma-po tofu + pork chop + rice + chinese pastries

saturday, september 23
meat stuffed slice of pizza
tebaseki + niguro + sake + beef salad + edamame + grilled chicken + rice

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

feeling rather ghoulish . . .

read the rest of this here.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

flogging, week 4

so the point of all this, by the way, is just to have a record. I am trying to eat a little better, but as you can you see from below, it was not exactly the healthiest sunday. but, that's okay, I made it up on monday.

sunday, september 10
bagel + hot dogs (2) + pepper jack cheese
gyro + french fries
bagel + chopped liver
guava
orange

monday, september 11
oatmeal
peach
apple
brown rice + cauliflower + broccoli + grilled chicken + corned beef
orange (3)
goat curry + jasmine rice + naan + daal + saag paneer

tuesday, september 12
carrot-orange juice
oatmeal
sausage roll
char-siu chow mein

wednesday, september 13
peaches (2)
fish sandwich
beef chow fun
maker's on the rocks (3)

thursday, september 14
chocolate donut
turkey sandwich
dos equis

friday, september 15
carrot juice
turkey club sandwich + mac n' cheese
udon noodles + greens + fried oysters + braised pork over rice

saturday, september 16
soup dumplings + pan-fried buns + pan-friend dumplings + scallion pancake + orange chicken + fried squid
steak sandwich

good food vs bad food

so this is a tale of two dinners; one, at the venerable Grand Central Oyster Bar, and the second at Kasadela, an isakaya in the East East East Village. I guess the only things that the two dinners shared was an order of fried oysters and a similar bill in the end (food and drinks for two, $100+); otherwise, a tale of opposites.

So Grand Central Oyster Bar (GCOB) is the New York City institution that folks have been going to for almost a century and I had a wonderful meal there last year: fried oysters, oyster pan roast, oyster rockefeller, a dozen raw oysters, etc. GCOB has 4 different dining sections, a saloon-type area, an actual oyster bar where you can sit right in front of the shuckers and the namesake oyster pan roasts (an arcane cooking device that GCOB still uses), a retro formica sectional area, a regular dining room. We ate in the formica section, which is like 3 large horseshoes that you sit around, and the servers go inside the U; the seats are swivelly and the experience is fun.

This time, we ate in the main dining room and basically had the worst meal ever. Fried oysters, served room temp this time, were encased in the heaviest of batters and could've fit right at home in a typical chinese buffet. The fried clams (at least they were bellies) suffered the same fate but it might've also been the tartar sauce that they shared, a slightly off taste. We asked for a selection of oysters and were given 3 each of 4 varieties; Kumamotos from California, Rocky Passes from Alaska, Malpeques from Prince Edward Island, and Bluepoints from Lond Island; we didn't even make it to tasting all 4 because both the Kumamotos and the Rocky Passes were horrible; covered in a slick, no brine at all, incredibly greasy and fatty tasting and just overall seemed like a potential health risk so we had stop after sampling 2 each. The manager was kind enough to take them off the bill, but basically, NOT a good look for the first two courses. We had decided to share a lobster roll (hey, why not?) and ended up with an interestingly chalky jicama slaw (but it was good), kinda bad sweet potato chips, and a really boring lobster roll: toasty bun sure, but the lobster was chopped too fine and if you can believe, overpowered by the celery. All the dishes neede salt, of which large blue canisters of sel de mer were on each table. The choice to go GCOB was because my friend and I needed a change of pace from our usual OB (Pearl's) and figured that we should change it up. I'd say that Pearl's pretty much destroys GCOB in every category so the moral of the story is: just go to Pearl's. And, I'll take the blame, sorry R. And the worst part? I had just recommended some dishes at GCOB a few weeks ago to a colleague, when he mentioned that his girlfriend was headed there with out-of-towners; the girlfriend's report the next day was thumbs-down so that should have been the first warning, in particular since said colleague and said girlfriend have excellent palates. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

But the other meal, at Kasadela's? Completely different story. Way too east for its own good, the room was almost empty when we arrived, and absolutely packed and raucous by the time we finished with a cream caramel and green-tea-ice-cream-filled mochi. I happened upon this place while searching for the perfect non-buffalo chicken wing; not dry but wet, salty AND sweet, vaguely asian, etc. Research on Chowhound pointed me towards this place so eastward ho. A double order of the tebaseki (the star of the night) was followed by kobachi squash croquettes (dope), burdock chips (not dope), salmon tartare (meh), fried oysters (extra dope), eel donburi with burdock again (dope), goma "tofu" (strange), grilled squid (meh), all downed with nigori sake (unfiltered and yummy) and asahi dry. So the fried oysters here were done with panko crumbs and just really delicious; fresh seafood, light batter, crisp and hot from the fryer. The chicken wings did not disappoint; chicken wings fried with no batter, glazed in a very thick and deeply flavoured reduction of salt and sweet. They didn't look exactly promising when they arrived (five to an order, we ordered two so five each) since they were a bit scrawny, but really delicious flavor. Apparently these are Nagoya-style chicken wings and can also be found at Tebaya, a takeout place in Chelsea, the next stop on our chicken wing tour (maybe next week).

So I urge you all to check out Kasadela; the servers were very attentive and sweet and the space is really nice. The meal was perfect and despite the crowded room, we felt no pressure to rush our 2-1/2 hour meal. I'll be back again, but maybe we'll just get 4 orders of tebasaki and a few rounds of Asahi and call it a night.

Friday, September 08, 2006

how do you say spam in japanese?

Never did I think it would happen, but I made the mistake of signing up to view some slightly cool, and almost immediately I got spammed. It was almost ingenious how it happened but anyway, I'm here to out the bastards.

You might have seen some blogging about a celebrity face recognition site which seemed cool at first. So I clicked on the thing, tried to upload a picture, and it asked for my e-mail. I mistakenly signed up with an e-mail address that I actually cared about and it is just incredible the way spam works. I uploaded a picture of an asian woman to the site, and it spat back seven pictures of japanese celebrities which, to their credit, did look like the woman in the picture I uploaded. The feed for those pictures however, came from some sort of japanese celebrity facebook site because about 15 minutes later, I started getting all this spam, in japanese, from a website that when I visited, showed the exact pictures that the site spat out. Now, I get about a dozen spam messages an hour, all in complete japanese, and all leading to the same site. Thank goodness my e-mail service has incredible spam blocking so I can only chuckle at these people. But now, I have to keep deleting this japanese spam.

so the moral of the story is, don't trust anything you see, and keep a junk e-mail account expressly for this stuff, and use it consistently.

what's your man got to do with me?

So, if you have a significant other, the scenario that plays out constantly is the decision tree of new-friendships-with-those-of-the-opposite-sex. In only two easy steps you can either destroy a friendship or salvage it from its smoldering ruins.

Step 1
New friendships are made, existence of significant other is revealed. Conversation pauses for a [split second, day, week, month].

Step 2A
Do not respond by instantly ceasing all forms of communication between said new friend. Friendship is nipped in the bud.

Step 2B
Respond by continuing friendship as if subject of friendship turning into more-than-friendship had never crossed new friend's mind until new friendship can naturally wither away to reach final goal of being prematurely eradicated.

Step 2C
Respond by belittling the significance of the significant other and display mating prowess and potential at any chance given, until one has replaced the significant other with themselves. This is an extended parry with no set duration.

So this plays out thousands of times a day, if not millions. Step 1 can be difficult, but can also be executed creatively, i.e. Oh, you have ears? That's so funny, my [boyfriend, girlfriend, lover] has ears too! or perhaps something like: So nice to meet you. Oh, and don't get any funny ideas, I ain't single you fucking pervert or something less obvious like: Funny you should say, I loved that movie too! I saw it during a rain day in elementary school and we all had to sit in the auditorium during lunch. There's a part near the middle, you know it? Yeah, the part where the tree splits in two and all of these tree sprites come spilling out. They're wearing these green outfits and whenever I think of that movie, I think of my [boyfriend, girlfriend, lover] because sometimes, when [he, she] doesn't wash their bathtub, a ring of mold appears that is the exact same shade of green! Isn't that funny?

This of course, followed by that pause, before continuing to that fateful decision tree. Now, a friend of mine told me that once you make that decision, you can never go back to it and change your mind; to change from friend to lover can be very difficult, if not downright impossible, and in particular with the newfound knowledge that [he, she] has a [boyfriend, girlfriend, lover].

So step 2A is the direct response. In a study published by USA Today, it was found that 6 out of 7 new acquaintances fall by the wayside in this very manner, thus enforcing monogamy in all relationships and stifling any possibilities for true platonic friendship, polygamy and or adultery. It is done with dignity and respect, and both parties come away (permanently away) with an understanding that this is where it ends, buddy. Sorry, no turning back, and no chance in hell.

Step 2B is the finesse approach but in most cases, a waste of valuable time and money. Drinks, dinners, activities and gifts, all to establish a friendship? I think not. Phone calls decrease frequency by 83% on the average, and email communication is merely an exercise in occasional resurrection, just to maintain a pulse. In rare cases, platonia is achieved but at a price; a lingering thought always exists which, like toxins in a streambed, slow poison the area, eventually killing all forms of life, and potential.

Step 2C is the stubborn response and sometimes, well worth the pursuit. Oh yeah? Well, what kind of car does [he, she] drive? Exactly what shade of green is that mold in the bathtub, because mine is a nicer shade of green? Any such direct attacks to the fact of the matter display courage, steadfastedness and a willingness to battle on in the face of adversity and can sometimes lead to the golden lands. No pain, no gain, a wise man once told me. Or maybe it was, you can't take a piss in the morning, if you don't get out of bed. Anyway, something like that.

So I urge you all to prepare your Steps 1, 2A, 2B and in rare cases, 2C, because you never know when you'll be hit with a situation. Graceful exits should be prepared, but also, lightning-fast assessments about whether to even pursue Step 2c. Good luck and please don't be paranoid, [he, she] just wants to be your friend.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

trying to make a dollar . . .

out of fifteen dollars, fool! so my long ride home (missed a stop, switched to a local, missed the appropriate stop, got back on a train in reverse) had me walking through the rain in a stupor, only to find a wet five dollar bill and a foot away, a ten dollar bill, a block from my home. I'd almost consider it blood money since I owe someone fifteen bucks anyway so in a sense, it's truly free money, freeing from the burden of debt. if tuesday is the new monday (especially after labor day) does this bode well for a lucky week? I told someone last week that I found a four-leaf clover (in hopes of getting lucky) but I was lying; tonight, I'm not.

and for luck? I might wish the same on all of you but the turning of the quarter leaves me extra-contemplative and even a bit too open; I feel I've been blabbing my mouth too much to friends; most are welcome to it and provide plenty of psychobabble convo but on the really real, I just need to get my shit together. and if luck is what I need to help me do that, then I hope a pigeon shits all over me as I walk out othe door tomorrow morning.

Monday, September 04, 2006

flogging, week 3

sunday, september 3
fish with tofu + kung xin tsai + chives with shrimp + tofu and seaweed soup + chinese taro cake
pineapple
guava
orange

monday, september 4
chinese bun
banana
blood sausage + rice and peas + saltcod fritters + fried chicken
orange
micheladas (2)

tuesday, september 5
pumpernickel bagel with butter
vegetarian loaf sandwich
bartlett pear
pizza slice (2)

wednesday, september 6
tomato and chopped liver on pita
6-grain rice + chives + cucumber
grilled chicken sandwich (1/2)
pineapple
melon

thursday, september 7
oatmeal + banana
6-grain rice + cucumber
orange
fried oyster (2) + fried clam (3) + raw oyster (2) + lobster roll (1/2) + pinot blanc (3)

friday, september 8
oatmeal + banana
cucumber on pita (4)
cassava chips

saturday, september 9
banh mi
gray's papaya recession special
tebasaki + fried oyster + squash croquette + eel donburi (1/2) + burdock chips + salmon tartare + nigori sake + asahi dry (2)

Friday, September 01, 2006

green stuff

So Mooncake Foods is my favorite restaurant around work and I always hoard their jalapeno sauce. Unsuccessfully, I've tried to buy pints from the restaurant but they refuse to sell bigger than 1oz containers for 50 cents and I really don't want to buy 20 containers. An interrogation with the manager produced no results, except that he said it was all fresh, and not cooked, like most jalapeno sauce recipes. Indeed, a quick search on the internets gave me all recipes which had cooked jalapenos, and I wanted the brilliant green fresh color. Well, a few weeks ago I hosted a meat-up at my house, and made the sauce; I'd like to share!

fresh jalapeno sauce
Take about 20 jalapenos, wear gloves if you're a wuss, but basically, de-stem and de-seed them. throw into a blender along with 1 large white onion, 2 tbsps kosher salt and maybe 1/2 cup of white vinegar. Just blend away until the mixture breaks; you may need to add some vegetable oil to emulsify a bit, but no more than 1 tbsps. it keeps for maybe a week, but the flavor starts to dissipate; the fire is that night, and it's a beautiful taste. No cooking, no heat, just fresh ingredients. and if you want to get fancy, add a few heads of garlic, or maybe a handful of cilantro.

the power of soy

okay, so here's the recipe for late-night success; it's real easy, real good, and real tasty.

bachelor's ma-po tofu
1 can of corned beef hash (any brand, but the kind with potatoes already in it)
2 pasteurized boxes of silken tofu, or one large container of silken tofu
1 long squirt of ketsiap
3-4 tbsps lee kum kee chili garlic sauce

heat the frying pan and then add corned beef hash. cook for 5 minutes without turning, then add the tofu, breaking it up into pieces as you add it to the pan. then add the ketsiap in a spiral, stirring the tofu into the hash and scraping the bottom of the pan to get nice crust parts. add the chili garlic sauce, stir frequently. cover for 5 minutes. total cooking time should be 15 to 20 minutes.

ladle over white rice, or corn tortillas (migas-style) and dig in. if desired, fry hot dog slices in oil before adding the corned beef hash to the pan in the beginning.